We all know that it isn’t polite to use the “F” word!
There are only ten times in history the “F” word has been acceptable for use:

10. “What the f___ was that?” — Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. “Look at all them f___ing Indians!” — Custer, 1876
8. “Any f___ing idiot could understand that.” — Einstein, 1938
7. “It does so f___ing look like her!” — Picasso, 1926
6. “How the f___did you work that out?” — Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. “You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?” — Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where the f___ are we?” — Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. “Scattered f___ing showers….My ass!” — Noah, 4314 BC
2. “Aw c’mon. Who the f___’s going to find out?” — Bill Clinton,1997

And number 1 . . .drum roll . . . . .

1.”Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this f___ing mad.” — Osama bin Laden, 2002