EVER WONDER WHY…

…the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
…women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
…don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
…is “abbreviated” such a long word?
…is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
…is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
…is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
…is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
…is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
…isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
…When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
…didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
…do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
…You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
…don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
…are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
…If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
…If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

…more to come soon…