{"id":89,"date":"2003-02-12T16:44:11","date_gmt":"2003-02-12T13:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/wordpress\/?p=89"},"modified":"2003-02-12T16:44:11","modified_gmt":"2003-02-12T13:44:11","slug":"a-story-to-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"A story to remember&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The story goes:<br \/>\nA crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, <b>&#8220;I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The agent replied, <b>&#8220;I am sorry, sir. I&#8217;ll be happy to try to help you, but I have to help these folks first, and I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll be able to work something out.&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, <b>&#8220;DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?&#8221;<\/b>  Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, <b>&#8220;May I have your attention please,&#8221;<\/b> she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. <b>&#8220;We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.&#8221;<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore <b><i>&#8220;F&#8212;k You!&#8221;<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Without flinching, she smiled and said, <b>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, sir, but you&#8217;ll have to get in line for that too. &#8220;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;more to come soon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The story goes: A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, &#8220;I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.&#8221; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}