{"id":85,"date":"2003-02-04T09:09:17","date_gmt":"2003-02-04T06:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/wordpress\/?p=85"},"modified":"2003-02-04T09:09:17","modified_gmt":"2003-02-04T06:09:17","slug":"ever-wonder-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"Ever Wonder Why"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>EVER WONDER WHY&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?<br \/>\n&#8230;women can&#8217;t put on mascara with their mouth closed?<br \/>\n&#8230;don&#8217;t you ever see the headline &#8220;Psychic Wins Lottery&#8221;?<br \/>\n&#8230;is &#8220;abbreviated&#8221; such a long word?<br \/>\n&#8230;is it that doctors call what they do &#8220;practice&#8221;?<br \/>\n&#8230;is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on &#8220;Start&#8221;?<br \/>\n&#8230;is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?<br \/>\n&#8230;is the man who invests all your money called a broker?<br \/>\n&#8230;is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?<br \/>\n&#8230;isn&#8217;t there mouse-flavored cat food?<br \/>\n&#8230;When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?<br \/>\n&#8230;didn&#8217;t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?<br \/>\n&#8230;do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?<br \/>\n&#8230;You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don&#8217;t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!<br \/>\n&#8230;don&#8217;t sheep shrink when it rains?<br \/>\n&#8230;are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?<br \/>\n&#8230;If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?<br \/>\n&#8230;If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;more to come soon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EVER WONDER WHY&#8230; &#8230;the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? &#8230;women can&#8217;t put on mascara with their mouth closed? &#8230;don&#8217;t you ever see the headline &#8220;Psychic Wins Lottery&#8221;? &#8230;is &#8220;abbreviated&#8221; such a long word? &#8230;is it that doctors call what they do &#8220;practice&#8221;? &#8230;is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kemars.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}