1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance<\/b>.
\n2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink<\/b>.
\n3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front<\/b>.
\n4. Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke<\/b>.
\n5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters<\/b>.
\n6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage<\/b>.
\n7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place<\/b>.
\n8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight<\/b>.
\n9. Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’<\/b>.
\n10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering<\/b>. <\/p>\n
..hope you all had a great smile with these ones…more to come soon…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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