Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
\nI don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
\nHow about never? Is never good for you?
\nI see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
\nI’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
\nI’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
\nI’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
\nI don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
\nIt sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
\nI can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
\nI like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
\nYou are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
\nI have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
\nI’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
\nI will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
\nThank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
\nThe fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
\nAny connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
\nWhat am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
\nI’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
\nIt’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
\nYes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
\nNo, my powers can only be used for good.
\nYou sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.
\nWho me? I just wander from room to room
\nAnd your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
\nDo I look like a people person?
\nThis isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
\nI started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
\nYou!… Off my planet!
\nDoes your train of thought have a caboose?
\nErrors have been made. Others will be blamed.
\nA PBS mind in an MTV world.
\nAllow me to introduce my selves.
\nWhatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
\nWell, this day was a total waste of makeup.
\nNot all men are annoying. Some are dead.
\nI’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
\nA cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
\nStress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
\nCan I trade this job for what’s behind door 1?
\nToo many freaks, not enough circuses.
\nNice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
\nChaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
\nHow do I set a laser printer to stun?
\nI thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
\nIf I throw a stick, will you leave?
\nSarcasm is just one more service we offer.<\/p>\n
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