Dear Tech Support:<\/b><\/i><\/u><\/p>\n
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
\nthat the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
\nmodules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
\noperated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
\nuninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but
\ninstalled undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation
\n8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve
\ntried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.<\/p>\n
— Desperate<\/i><\/p>\n
Dear Desperate,<\/i><\/b><\/u><\/p>\n
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
\nHusband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
\nC:\/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
\nand install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
\napplications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause
\nHusband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.<\/p>\n
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create “Snoring Loudly”
\nwave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
\nprogram. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.<\/p>\n
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
\nmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
\nadditional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood
\n3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.<\/p>\n
— Tech Support<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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